But he does immediately apologize once he sees how hurt Gabby is by the conversation. Should he have brought it up like that in front of cameras? Probably not. To be honest, Gabby’s reaction is a little wild. His beauty decisions make it seem like he lost a bet with a fraternity. Gabby can’t tell if his bringing this up now is the calculated move of a man who wants to generate a fanbase back home, or if it’s because he’s genuinely that stupid. Apparently, they’d already discussed Erich’s feelings of jealousy and insecurity off-camera. Watching this, it’s clear that Erich was producer-manipulated into rehashing their private conversation in front of cameras. If I had a dime for every time someone showed me a sliver of intimacy, only to reveal themselves later as a person whose emotional capacity doesn’t extend beyond their three most used emojis, then I wouldn’t be posting pictures of my feet to the internet.

Don’t worry, Erich, we’ve all been there. Erich made the huge mistake of being too needy during Fantasy Suites. It’s better than retinol for my beauty routine. Tonight we pick up where things left off, with Erich crying in a corner.

There were highs (shirtless Aven), there were lows (clothed Aven), and there was Johnny showing that his vocabulary for intimacy is as expansive as a TikTok comments section. Night one of the hostage situation featured overnights with Aven, Tino, Johnny, and Erich. Welcome back, friends, to another night of Fantasy Suites! You know, perfect if your fantasy includes being held hostage for two nights and four hours by Mike Fleiss and his band of cretins.

Dammit jesus